Greetings, loyal Caprican readers! As some of you may have noticed, things have gotten a little stagnant here at the Caprican HQ. We wish we could say that it was just because we're lazy, but the truth is that certain interests in the higher echelons of Caprica City society took some issue with a few of the things we'd published in the past few months. We won't go into the gory details, but we were unfortunately forced to cease and desist while the guys with the briefcases sorted things out.

The good news, friends, is that the voice of Caprica City cannot be silenced! We've received word that the red tape is beginning to clear, and so we'll be returning to action in the very near future, once again bringing you the news and information you need to know about life in the crown jewel of the Colonies. Thanks for hanging in with us through this difficult time, and stay tuned for more!

Hey, yeah, it's something, but it's still a disgrace.  

I'd like to send out a half-assed "Congratulations" to the Caprican Department of Public Works, the Department of Community Relations, the Department of Roads and Bridges, the Department of Transportation and the dozens of other departments that I'm sure are involved with this continuing fiasco for actually managing to open not one but two MAGLEV stations that were, shall we say, "affected" by the STO bombing a few months ago.   More...

You've seen the ads on the MAGLEV.  You've watched the PSAs on CAP TV.  Yes, that's right, the Caprica Census is coming!  In just a few short months, you'll be asked by the Office of Statistics to complete a short questionnaire that will help the colony determine how to allocate future budgetary funds to better support the colony's infrastructure based on population.  More...

I was watching Young People Going Out with Each Other the other night and, in a remarkable twist on the show's usual theme, there was a character that turned down a woman's invitation to go back to her apartment after meeting at a dance club.  "What are you, a Sagittaron?" she asks, mocking his decision to remain sexually abstinent.  

I was watching Sketch Comedy Friday the other night and there was a skit where a hospital was taken over by a Sagittaron doctor, who banned all modern medicine and demanded patients only be administered herbal remedies and faith healing.  Everyone in the hospital started dying from their sicknesses and injuries, and when the staff pleaded with the doctor to allow them to reinstate their usual health procedures, he refused, saying, "It is the Sagittaron Way."   More...

I was on Gemenon last week and it was so freaky and weird, I thought I was dead.  

It really is the Backwards Twin of Caprica, folks.  I might even go so far as to call it the Evil Twin, but I don't want to offend anyone.  

Just kidding.  Yeah, Gemenon is the Evil Twin of Caprica.  

I was in Oranu, the capital, and every single building is a temple.  The religious fervor in that place is insane.  Actually, I take that back, not every building is a temple - every building looks like a temple.  I wandered into what I thought was a temple because I was feeling nauseous and figured it might be better to vomit indoors than outdoors (yeah, I know that makes no sense, but neither does this entire Colony), and it wasn't a temple, it was the post office.  I ended up not needing to throw up but I bought a postcard that I later used as an ashtray.

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